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Grand Demotivational Poster

THE GRAND CHAW-HEE - It's his birthday.


TAGS: wall street bank grand theft commi3
Rating: 4.59/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 6:30 pm
Well I guess what goes around, comes around. But seriously, I have never heard of sickipedia.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 5:58 pm
Anyone here ever heard of Sickipedia? ... This poster is amazing but this caption was one of the top hits there too (and still is) !
crankyhead - December 30, 2011, 8:04 pm
If it makes you feel any better Commie, not only did I give it a 5, but I also shared it with a bunch of people who liked it too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2011, 1:44 pm
This is funny. However, it would be funnier if it wasn't so freakin' true.
BigEdMustafa - December 30, 2011, 9:24 am
I had to give it 5L! I actually have a couple of friends who own their own bank, but they're not that ambitious enough to rob the world! lol
the1stCOMMI3 - December 30, 2011, 1:35 am
Almost had a perfect score with this one. Tough crowd, tough crowd...
mariand - December 29, 2011, 6:06 pm
Hey, this is a good one.

AGEING - You know you're getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake.

TAGS: grandads birthday
Rating: 4.28/5

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7053 - July 10, 2011, 5:24 am
Too old to live..

GRANDPA - Apparently he's not a big fan of the Twilight movies.

TAGS: grandpa vampire twilight fan
Rating: 4.24/5

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xXxEpicWinxXx - April 20, 2010, 7:10 pm
Exactly what he is talking about.


TAGS: take that grandma
Rating: 4.92/5

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holymoly - May 22, 2012, 1:40 pm
I like this one.......... Every time I see it #141678

WHAT THE - Hell did you just say?

GRANDMA - Even she's down wid it

TAGS: juggalo icp grandma
Rating: 1.73/5

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Mr. Shiny - November 11, 2010, 2:35 am
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist...
Hawamleh - November 10, 2010, 8:53 pm
f***ing Magnets How Do they Work ??

I HAVE THE FEELING - My Grandmother doesn't like my new girlfriend

TAGS: have feeling grandma doesnt like
Rating: 4.96/5

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mariand - September 20, 2011, 7:48 am
yeah...5he doesn't like her more and more and more...

I'M CALLING GRANDMA - Hello Grandma, Mommy won't let me have cookies, can I come to your house?

TAGS: grandma
Rating: 3.18/5

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Master - April 21, 2011, 2:01 pm
Hello, grandma? This is Chuckie...



TAGS: grandpa greybeard old guy
Rating: 4.84/5

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wildcard9 - September 15, 2010, 11:13 pm
Dude looks like Darwin LOL
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:22 pm
Well done.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 7:57 pm
very nice out of the gate..5L

google and grandma -

TAGS: grandma google
Rating: 4.72/5

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Silverheart - October 10, 2015, 9:06 pm

Wait wait wait... there's sausage in creampie? Not sure is disgusting, or even more tempting.
GaryO - October 10, 2015, 8:27 pm
Knew it, 67 in April. Pfft, 'Grey Beard'....mine's white. 'n don't you ferget it, sunny. Now, where's that....zzzzz
Reality Lord - October 10, 2015, 2:52 pm

i'm a pup compared to you grandpa...lol
GaryO - October 9, 2015, 4:31 pm
Didn't mean the age of 49. Meant born in 1949...still older?
Reality Lord - October 7, 2015, 2:15 pm

GaryO - October 6, 2015, 9:30 pm
I'm a 49er. You?
Reality Lord - October 6, 2015, 2:12 pm

Wait....i thought i was the old one?
GaryO - October 6, 2015, 1:08 am
RL rocks. I roll, sorta. So we jive, and are brothers of the faith. Other than that, I'm old, he's young...ish.
Bandit5906 - October 5, 2015, 4:33 pm
Is there any way RL and GaryO are not the same person? 5L

GRANDMA - She's all set for the U.F.C. Pay-For-View

TAGS: grandma ultimate fighting championship
Rating: 3.4/5

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levinkatz - June 18, 2013, 8:33 am
It adds an extra flavor to your favorite tobacco product, liquor, wine, beer and once some genuine WV mountain 'spring water' delivered in a mason jar.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:41 am
Who's ever heard of smoking wine from a pipe anyway? jk.

RUGBY - Because sport is meant to be about fitness and skill, not a bloody memory game.

TAGS: rugby grandslam ireland
Rating: 2.77/5

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440wakeup - July 11, 2011, 6:23 am
oh like cross country


TAGS: stunt grandma small funny car
Rating: 5/5

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demon001 - January 15, 2014, 6:48 pm
Shouldn't that be: "DRIVING"?
zoomer296 - February 10, 2013, 4:55 pm
Pretty good picture of a BMW Isetta: http://tinyurl.com/atrx2ym
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2013, 11:47 pm
It's the last thing you expect. Lol

MAKE UP - Even pretty girls aren't perfect.

INHERITANCE - Thank you so much for always being there for me, Grandpa. Even now, you're here to help when I've got bills to pay.

TAGS: dark humor bye grandpa
Rating: 4.24/5

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WTFO - March 23, 2011, 10:44 pm
Don't be jealous like that, cowboy. You'll find the funny some day. haha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 23, 2011, 1:56 am
Funny, but I guess that even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
WTFO - March 23, 2011, 1:14 am
Life's tough.
ICEMAN - March 23, 2011, 1:05 am
Awww, you can just feel the love. 5


TAGS: suicide assignment now i know why grandpa drank all the time
Rating: 3.82/5

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Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 8:31 pm
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
LMAO...GS that is excellent!!!
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 6:22 pm
d***! You can never get away from the spelling nazis!

GRAND-AM ROLEX SPORTS CAR SERIES - Fortunately, some motorsports have drivers skilled enough to race in even the nastiest of rain, unlike NASCAR.

TAGS: racing nascar grand am f1
Rating: 2.24/5

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jsull - March 6, 2012, 1:19 pm
Well put on some rain tires NASCAR. Same with Indy. Front engined Corvettes doing 200mph in rain and at night won their class at Le Mans. F1 cars drift in rain at 200+mph all the time - but they would not try it on slicks as you propose.
knowitall - August 14, 2009, 11:37 am
well, NASCAR also doesn't use rain tires and the NASCAR cup car is a tad heavy on the front end compared to the rolex car which would make it a wee bit loose @ 200 mph in the rain. try drifting with slicks in the rain some time then add 120 mph


TAGS: armed conflict calendar sh** grandma
Rating: 4.74/5

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Airman - August 18, 2011, 3:54 pm
what he said
yaezille - August 18, 2011, 11:32 am

GRANDPA IS 90 YEARS OLD - But thanks to Alzheimer's he thinks he is 19 ...

TAGS: grandpa thanks to alzheimer s
Rating: 4.72/5

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ICEMAN - August 7, 2011, 12:45 am
d***, who woulda' thunk it? Budog finally came up with a good one. Go figure. 5
WereSteaminCleveland - August 6, 2011, 9:38 am
Perhaps the real motifake lies in the 19 year old in the denim jacket sits while the gray beard claims his prize?
Greeny - August 5, 2011, 10:52 pm
A love for real, not fade away...


TAGS: grandpa wasnt allowed to speak norwegian as a kid
Rating: 4.35/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 11, 2013, 3:43 am
Spanish should lean English because it's language of the US and the world. Also I'm pretty d*mn the Mayans and Aztecs didn't speak Spanish. So learn English and just accept that you're in the d*mn US.
DavidEMartin - March 5, 2010, 9:45 am
Brilliant and to the point!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 4, 2010, 12:21 am
Awesome! 5 lions
lesterinside - March 3, 2010, 8:51 am
5 Logical Point you made
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 6:44 pm
O Wa Ta Goose I AM
Me_ - March 1, 2010, 1:44 pm
The first people in the Americas were the American aboriginals. They were decimated the people who would become the American Indians. The last of this race died out recently.
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 7:51 am
Ya know Haar, they can only enforce that on Casino property...5 betting Poodles
Bartimaeus - February 28, 2010, 9:50 pm
I think all immigrants should learn English. That includes Canadians, eh? 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 4:19 pm
Why do you have to make us feel bad about ourselves all the time? I mean, you're right but WTF? 5.


TAGS: journey return end my not so grand return but it s a start
Rating: 4.93/5

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rerun - February 5, 2013, 8:35 pm

Rick69 - February 5, 2013, 6:59 pm
... Always ...
MissPriss - January 4, 2013, 6:38 pm
If my journey is toward the bathroom...in the end, if a toilet isn't there, neither will have mattered. Lovely poster Slick. 5L and an extra 2L if you guarantee the tp is full teehee.


GRANDMA - Come on, she loves you

TAGS: old grandma love
Rating: 1.71/5

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BeautyFromPain - May 26, 2009, 7:34 pm
But we don't love her
Bob Chin - May 20, 2009, 1:21 pm
Grandma is dead now, but I remember that she used to smoke her Camel unfiltered cigarettes down to an inch, light the next one and turn to me with those droopy eyes and say "How much longer do I have to wait to get a gin and tonic around here?" Goodolegrm

Old Days -

TAGS: grandpa grandchildren vintage comparisons lying
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 13, 2015, 1:07 am
Um...er...of course!
lgvernon - January 13, 2015, 12:43 am

Referring, of course, to the length of his beard.


TAGS: i hate starbucks overpriced taste nasty pick me up a grande ok
Rating: 4.89/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 9:25 pm
I am addicted to redheads and everyone has ripped my heart out. Time to find another, I will never learn.


KNEEL - before Zod


TAGS: steven tyler aerosmith grandma
Rating: 4/5

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Cubbybear - March 28, 2010, 12:34 am
I'm thinking more Keith Richards



DEMI Lovato -


TAGS: groove grandma
Rating: 3/5

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CloudchaserS - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
Looks like she just got lei'd *snerk*

GRAND THEFT AIRSHIP - Nothing brings down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned holy war.

TAGS: final fantasy xii 12 ff12 ffxii gta grand theft auto airship
Rating: 2.28/5

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Zealot - June 8, 2010, 8:01 pm
ok, wtf?

SENILITY - Your kids will finally care enough to call...

TAGS: grandpa
Rating: 1.75/5

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GRANDPA! NOOOOO! - But you can't say we didn't warn you.

CANYON DIVING - Not the most popular attraction at the Grand Canyon


TAGS: gta grand theft auto iv shirley temple glitch parody joke niko bellic
Rating: 1.56/5

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DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:35 pm
Another one of his masterpieces

Memorial Day -


TAGS: grandpa wizzard tricks
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - February 10, 2013, 7:51 pm
You guys are funny...
GaryO - February 10, 2013, 7:03 pm
OK, but did Pratchett ever use two Z’s when he wrote about wizards? Hm? Hmmmm???! Dog, it’s been months I’ve wanted to zzap Greeny (revenge) with, something… s-o-m-e-t-h-i-n-g…….he’s such a phooking great maker of posters…like, like…a-a-a-a…poster wizard
spacedog - February 10, 2013, 5:40 pm
All the great wizzards no those tricks(5L). @Gary, I think it's a Terry Pratchett reference.
GaryO - February 10, 2013, 10:39 am
He-y-y-y-y, if I-I-I-I’m not mistaken, I just may have actually caught Greeny in a weak moment….’wizzzzzzzzzard’ ROTFWMAAKMF! (rolling on the floor waving my arms and kicking my feet) FINALLY! The snowball from the freezer….BRUHUHAHAHAHA, 5L/FAV’D
rerun - February 10, 2013, 9:52 am

BTW - This is how I look before I have breakfast

Family -

TAGS: family grandpa death sad cherish
Rating: 5/5

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Krustbag - September 20, 2014, 2:27 am
Krustbag - September 20, 2014, 2:22 am
Thanks for the votes folks, it means the wold :)


TAGS: little big man grandfather die
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - August 23, 2014, 3:07 pm
"Little Big Man"

For when Google Chrome's incognito isn't incognito enough -

TAGS: not looking at anything bad just composing a letter to my grandmother if you know what i mean
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 10, 2013, 4:22 pm

Sounds like you have experience with this...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2013, 1:49 pm
Not to mention a great way to overheat the laptop.
Sho - November 10, 2013, 10:20 am
thats severely unhealthy

In the Future -

TAGS: grand theft auto children zero tolerance police chase
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am
I'm guessing probably Ph**oshop.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am
I'm guessing probably Ph**oshop.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am
I'm guessing probably Ph**oshop.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am
I'm guessing probably Ph**oshop.
Iconoclast - November 12, 2013, 12:46 am
I just wonder what the real story is behind the picture……...
GaryO - November 11, 2013, 9:51 pm
Good'n here


Grandma -

TAGS: grandma
Rating: 5/5
chickenlittle - November 10, 2013, 9:43 am
My icon didn't show up for some reason here, shows me as a guest



GRANDMA - Digging up your family history one corpse at a time.

Disturbing -

TAGS: boy grandfather ogling same women
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 7:07 pm
MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:18 pm
Shame on you crotchety...you're supposed to be a 5L role model!


TAGS: denial holocaust pain grandpa lied
Rating: 4.68/5

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agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:38 am
It wasn't the best strip club... I mean, it WAS in France.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:35 am
That's a strange name for a h***er?!?
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:35 am
I guess it's from not having a girlfriend right now!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:35 am
Plenty more where that came from... but right now, the muse is upon me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 11:32 am
You couldn't save this for holocaust day...5L

Excuses -

TAGS: my grandma is a true badass
Rating: 4.67/5

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ughomer - July 4, 2013, 12:26 pm
Delightful! 5L Moti.
kirill - July 3, 2013, 1:38 am
5 crunches...

Bountiful harvest -

TAGS: harvest preserves home made traditions grandmas family store bought
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:15 am
Yep, lots of folk lore knowledge being "fed" among all my Ukrainian kin too! Thanks crotchety.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:45 pm
hahaha! 5ounds like something my maternal grandmother did knee. Something like, "This sauce had been handed from generation to generation. Tonight we cook it, because it's getting old."


TAGS: grandma sweet foosball winner
Rating: 4.58/5

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Bovee - July 30, 2010, 6:28 pm
This kid is just waiting to scream "eat it grandma"
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 12:09 am
Don't forget the 3000 piece puzzle of a jelly-bean filled mason jar.
spacedog - July 29, 2010, 12:02 am
Like drinking gin, smoking cigarettes and playing scrabble. All at once.
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 11:58 pm
I bet she kicks a$$ at beer pong.


POSTCARD FROM MY GRANDMA - They called her "Sideshow Sadie"


TAGS: aprchallenge worst fear granddad was protested too
Rating: 4.18/5

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PhoenixBennu - August 19, 2011, 9:14 pm
Illegal immigrants should be deported. Let them come in legally, and let us make the process easier and quicker. As for time frame in who came in first being more important, its not. Technically I didnt come from anywhere but here. I didnt immigrate.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 11:24 am
The only people that need to get out are the ones who came here (legally or illegally) and complain about this country. Need to leave... now, and go back to the country that was so wonderful, that you fled it.
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 11:23 am
Ain't it a beautiful thing? Everyone who is proud to be american isn't even native american.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 9:56 am
By this logic, Native Americans should be allowed to expell EVERY white, black and Mexican (and a**orted others)in the US.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 9:54 am
This **** makes me sick.....Almost EVERY American comes from Immigrant stock, Just because someones parents did it a hundred years ago instead of more recently, Doesn't make them less American. Or Canadian or whatever.


TAGS: cubbybear grandpa chair motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.16/5

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Cubbybear - February 16, 2010, 8:38 pm
5/5 ol' master of MotiFakes



TAGS: rules grand mother pubic hair
Rating: 3.59/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 2:07 pm
man, didn't even see the pubes on the floor till I read the other comment. Thanks, I'ma gonna go puke now. :)
RONSART - September 4, 2009, 1:01 pm
THIS IS THE ONE TO VOTE ON...sorry again for mix-ups...and com’ on...this is funny.


APPARITION - Also known as your Grandma stopping over to say hi to you from the other side.

TAGS: grandma what are you doing here
Rating: 3.21/5

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Preacher Man - April 30, 2010, 12:36 am
Gotta love the pic. The Brown Lady of Raynham Hall, a ghost ph**o that has defied all efforts to debunk it for over 70 years.


TAGS: death panel grandpa
Rating: 3.08/5

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LogicDude - August 17, 2009, 8:58 am
That's what they want you to think db...btw, when you had swine flu your name came up. I told them you were a Motifaker - that is the ONLY reason they gave you a pass! Okay, that and the fact that you're cute...and Lewis Black went to bat for you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 2:31 am
I take it back. I didn't know "death panel" was an actual thing. You poor Americans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 2:29 am
Your healthcare system....other countries DO have internet access LOL. Silly American.
LOL - August 17, 2009, 2:25 am
Like people aren't already dieing in our health care system.
Derek - August 14, 2009, 12:40 am
The "Death Panel" = the people who have to say "Sorry, but there is only so much money to go around".

SPECIAL HOME - After the incident, we had to send grandpa away.

GRANDPA - Loves doing his shopping on-line

THE VEYRON ROADSTER - ...words fail me... (but i want one)

TAGS: bugatti veyron roadster grand sport rnr
Rating: 2.38/5

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zerojustice - September 8, 2008, 5:39 pm
kick a**

GRAND THEFT AUTO IV - Should come with a box of tissues. All the whiners really need them. Seriously, stop sniveling already.

TAGS: grand theft auto iv
Rating: 2.27/5

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xxx - January 8, 2009, 3:16 pm
im happy that there is at least 1 guy, who likes buying a crap....

NOPE - I'll ride a mule to the bottom. Not going out on it

CUBBY BEAR - Grandson of Greybeard

TAGS: cubby greybeard grandson
Rating: 2.14/5

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Swampfox - November 27, 2009, 7:05 pm
Where do you think Cubby's come from?
agdaniele - November 27, 2009, 10:20 am
Do you have any idea what you're talking about?

FISHING - some do it differently than others

TAGS: fishing animals grandma common
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 1:44 am

MY GRANDMA SUE BY JAUBREY THE MARMOSET - My Grandma Sue is evil. She'd be dead already if she'd written a will.

MY GRANDPA SHERMANN BY JAUBREY THE MARMOSET - My Grandpa Shermann was once a Bigadier General in the US Army Marm division. He fought bravely in many wars until a mortar shell exploded too close to him and made him kooky.

TAGS: grandpa shermann jaubrey marmoset
Rating: 1.09/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 2:40 am
Way to subtly draw attention to your poster....1.
Jaubrey - March 8, 2010, 2:36 am
lol, bigadier

grandma's -

TAGS: grandma
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 13, 2017, 5:23 pm

Wait... -

TAGS: question sign family dogs grandmas
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:40 pm
Nope...made my day knowing you did!
MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:39 pm
Too much information...muhahaha!
Thedge - November 17, 2014, 10:35 am
Should I be ashamed? I laughed my aspirations off! 5L
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 3:49 am
There's a thought that hadn't occurred to me! It's 22 F and dropping rapidly. The old evil bat lives just up the road a bit. My neighbors have a harness and chain for a lab. Oh. I've got a brand new role of duck ***e... 5 blue frozen lions!

Significance -

TAGS: seahorse life grand scale
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 24, 2015, 4:59 pm
amen, my brother...done that a l-o-n-g time ago

Cowpoke Ponder -

TAGS: grand saddle design and the boys
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 3, 2016, 11:44 am
especially at a trot....DANG!
mizzdizz - January 3, 2016, 11:17 am
LOL!!!!!!! You can always tell which cowboys are gifted by whether or not they reach down and tuck or not, after they get in the saddle. The gifted ones HAVE to or OUCH! LOL! 5 L!
Greeny - January 3, 2016, 6:51 am
Interesting, but I bet the boys have been questioning this even longer through time.
lgvernon - January 3, 2016, 12:01 am

The above is from a UK history site.
lgvernon - January 3, 2016, 12:01 am

The idea of it being indecent for a lady to ride astride can be traced back to 1382, when Princess Anne of Bohemia rode side-saddle across Europe on her way to marry King Richard II. Riding side-saddle was seen as a way to protect her virginity.

Inspiration -

TAGS: clouds disguised as granduer
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2017, 4:04 am
It's a arial Portuguese Man-o-War!

Tracking Cookies -

TAGS: tracking cookies grandma secret recipe
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 10, 2017, 7:49 am
concern3 - July 10, 2017, 12:52 am
Nice, UP yours

Granny -

Quadruple Bypass -

TAGS: old people grandparents laundry love
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 13, 2015, 1:42 pm
Yes, old . . . floppy . . . sore ridden tongues. Yech.
GaryO - October 12, 2015, 10:12 pm
well, at least they still have their tongues...


TAGS: kids grandpa
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 17, 2014, 10:51 am
Really? Why not? Tennessee rules, I brought you into this world, I can take you out. Balance in all things. Fiver

Granddaddy Issues -

CHild protective services -

Grandpa stories -

TAGS: grandpa ain t lyin he swears
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 9:27 am
It also was the working uniform for the Navy (still is, 'dungarees' or 'dungs') and farmers, ranchers, cowboys, wore it to work in because its a durable fabric. I used to have to wear nice clothes to school until about 7th grade. Thanks 4 sharing, Cynic!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2016, 9:43 pm
Awesome! You probably already knew this Mizzdizz but there was a time when denim was reserved specifically for prisoners. Nowadays, everyone wears denim without giving it a second thought. My, how times have changed.
mizzdizz - March 22, 2016, 1:32 pm
You'll have to PM the story later! I understand all the typos---I make plenty with a full size keyboard. We won't discuss what happens with my phone! LOL!!!!! Glad it gave you something to do! Wating in the VA has GOT to be 1 of the circles of Hell!
lgvernon - March 22, 2016, 11:38 am

Can you tell I'm on my tablet? Sorry about the typos. In the VA ER, waiting for dumba$$ to get back fron xray. Long story.
lgvernon - March 22, 2016, 11:36 am

When I saw thisph**o, my first thought was a poster about what's. Going to happen to that suit and those pointy toe shoes when he hits the end of the asphalt.

Grandma's Christmas Gift -


TAGS: intellectual idiot frankenstein delusions of grandeur
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - October 9, 2015, 6:35 am
Bless you
Oldsod - October 9, 2015, 6:06 am
Greeny - October 8, 2015, 8:52 pm
It was all about the idea that, though electricity and the destruction of night, man creating light and darkness, we took on God-like powers and then abused them like gods, and gave him an enormous schwanzstucker.

Grandma's House -

TAGS: grandma house haunted hoo hoo febreeze
Rating: 4.88/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 1, 2015, 2:10 pm
Are you kidding? High school kids will be holding drug and *** parties in there by candlelight.

Grandparenting -

TAGS: old mature age grandkids
Rating: 4.75/5

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mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:32 pm
Like a good grandparent, blow their little minds by saying, actually, I'm as old as dirt!" Then give them that 'figure it out for yourself' smile, and walk away---- LUV this! Very funny! ^!

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Greeny - April 14, 2015, 8:30 pm
Interesting - it all makes sense now.